Long Dreadlocks Hippie Wig
In general, we like to keep an open mind about things. But there's a difference between keeping our minds open and actively expanding them. And when we hear about some of the things people do because they want to expand their minds, we get a little dizzy. It's just that the human cranium is designed to contain a certain amount of grey matter. If you play around too much with the density of the stuff inside your head, there can be some seriously disorienting side effects. We think. We heard most of this from a guy trying to sell us a Long Dreadlocks Hippie Wig like this one.
He said that if we really want to free our minds, we need a set of dreadlocks like this to make sure that our heads stay squarely on our shoulders while we're daydreaming on a sunny afternoon or taking part in a drum circle. Like a seatbelt, he said, for your noodle. Whatever that means.
- Made of 100% synthetic hair
- Long dreadlocks
- Mesh net interior
- Perfect for a hippie costume
- Black dreadlocks wig
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