So, um…what’s new with you? How’s it going? Things good? That’s good, that’s good…how’s your job? How’s your family? Did you get to spend any hang time with those crazy college buddies over the summer? Oh, and speaking of, this weather we’ve been having has been really great, huh? Yeah, we’re loving it. Can’t wait to get out there and watch the old hometown team take it in the championships, can you?
Oh, sorry, what was that? Your costume? Oh yeah! Yeah, man, it’s great. Verrry creative. At first we were going to ask you if it was part of a whole existential thing - you know, wearing a shield against the pregnancy reality and all that - or if it was some kind of comment on our current political climate. But then we thought…let’s not go that deep, this is a party! But then we didn’t know what to say about it! Like, what kind of icebreaker is good for someone who's wearing a Condom Cap on their head? But it looks good, man, it looks good! So anyway…how’s your mom?
- Made of rubber
- Shaped like the tip of a condom
- Condom cap
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