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Men's Boner the Caveman Costume

Men's Boner the Caveman Costume
Men's Boner the Caveman Costume
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Product Information

Items Included
  • Shorts
  • Vest
  • Headband
  • Belt
  • Bone
  • Manhood Attachment
Features
  • 100% polyester velour, faux fur, & fiberfill; 100% polyurethane foam
  • Faux fur vest is held closed by belt
  • Foam belt has slits to slide plastic bone through to secure
  • Tiger-print velour shorts have elastic waistband
  • Fiberfill-stuffed manhood accessory has elastic band around hips
  • Headband is same fabric as shorts, tie as desired

Everything Was Bigger

Oh yes, it's true. Everything was much bigger during the prehistoric days. It had to be! From dinosaurs to woolly mammoths, all animal life had some truly epic proportions. When you're competing with those giant creatures, you have to be big to survive. Heck, even early cavemen were packing some pretty epic... uh, shall we call them "surprises" that were hiding under their rudimentary garments. People have forgotten just how big things used to be back then! Maybe it's about time that you reminded everyone just how huge things were!

Product Details

This Men's Boner the Caveman Costume comes with everything you need to show the world the epic size of prehistory! The men's costume comes with a simple caveman outfit, which includes the faux fur tunic top and the tiger print shorts. The really gargantuan portion of this costume comes in the form of a giant-sized, prosthetic... manhood. It's stuffed and features a light flesh tone color and attaches near your waist. It has the "whole business" down there, if you catch our drift. If you don't catch our drift... we mean that it comes with faux testicles. There. We said it. it comes with giant, fake testicles to go along with the manhood. Pair it up with some disheveled hair and few of our caveman bone accessories and you can fully transform into "Boner the Caveman!"

Not a Costume for Grandma

Listen, we'll be extremely frank with you on this one. Grandma's not gonna like this costume. It's probably a bad idea to show up to the family costume party wearing this if she's planning on coming. We recommend wearing this sort of outfit when you're going to be around like-minded adults... who also happen to be interested in learning about the extra-large sizing of things during the prehistoric times.

Size Chart
SizeMeasurementStandardMetric
Standard Chest up to 46" up to 117cm
Standard Vest Length 46" 117cm
Standard Waist 28" - 40" 71cm - 102cm
Standard Shorts Length 14" 36cm
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