Bigger in Texas Costume
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Ya know what they say, everything is bigger in Texas and that doesn't exclude the male anatomy...
Be prideful of your exceptional manhood when you wear this Bigger in Texas Costume! The cowgals and saloon women will 'ooh' and 'aah' with wonderment at the sight of your Texas sized package. While some may not understand the comedy in this costume, we think it’s hilarious, and you are no different! We both get comedy, and know how to take a joke. You are sure to be the center of attention and supplier of laughter at any party you wear this Bigger in Texas Costume to. Just imagine the look on the faces of your friends as you pull back your coat and bless them with the sight of your “little” friend. Looks will probably range from astonishment and fear, to admiration and jealousy.
The brown duster coat opens in front, to reveal many individual things. While the eye is sure to wander below the belt first, to see the plush weenie standing big and tall, there is also a black belt holster with dangling fringe. On top, and included wire brim 10 gallon hat ties the outfit together, and reads “It’s Bigger in Texas.” You can tie the red bandana around your neck or get a little more creative, depending on how bold you want to be. At the end of the day, you will be able to sleep soundly, knowing that you made at least one person laugh today, yourself, and probably a hundred more!
- Brown duster coat opens in front
- Black belt holster w/ dangling fringe
- Plush weenie has stretchy elastic that goes around each leg
- Wire brim cowboy hat reads ''It's bigger in Texas''
- Also included, red bandana
- Belt with Holsters
- Duster Coat
- Exceptional Manhood
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