White 80s Glasses
- Pair of White Slotted Glasses
- Made from plastic
- White, slotted glasses
See in 80s Style
Our costume historians have poured over the books and even dived into dial-up Internet pages—remember WebCrawler?—to perfect the formula for creating the greatest costumes for every era of humanity. The best decade to dress up as?
Totally the eighties. It was the height of great things like neon colors, bleached jeans, and fantastic dance number movies! Even the majesty of the mullet graced this unworthy world with its splendor during this period. But, the 80s are over. It's impossible to see them again without John Hughes film festival. But... there is one way to see 1980s glory wherever you look. It just takes a little change in perspective! We've got just the thing.
Accessorize yourself up in glorious style and soon you'll be seeing the 80s everywhere you look. How? With these White Shutter Shades. Slap them on your face and be ready to dance the night away, because they go with everything. Neon. Duh! Pretty in Pink? Obvi. (Remember: Gen X and late Millenials spoke abbreviations before texting was a thing!)
No Reason Not To
Sure Kanye West loves wearing these things, but don’t let that discourage you from bringing back the good name these 80s Glasses had back in the day.