Women's Fiery Lil' Red Costume

My, what large teeth you have.

Granny sure has changed a lot since the last time you saw her. She really needs a shave, and a nail clipping. Those things look like claws. Guess that's just what happens when you get old. It's weird though, we would have expected to see the wolf on our way here. Wonder where he is.

We know we aren't supposed to, but we kind of like to see the wolf. It's thrilling. In a forbidden kind of way. He looks so strong, and powerful, and kind of like he would rip our hearts out. Don't worry we wont go near him, we heard what he did to those three little pigs, and their houses. But it doesn't stop us from wondering what he is really like, beneath the fangs.

Next time you need to go to Granny's house, put on this Woman's Fiery Lil' Red Costume. You never know who you will meet on the way. Or at her house for that matter. The red of the costume will help you stand out so nothing happens to you. Don't forget your basket either. You don't want to show up to Granny's house empty handed. Besides you never know what you might need if you run into the wolf in the woods. He might just take some of your yummy cookies, and leave you alone. But then again, he might think you look better than any cookie ever could.