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Patient Costume
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Description

Now this is a costume we can really get BEHIND.

Yes folks, this description is going to be a little bit CHEEKY, BUTT we will try to contain our selves. (No, no we won't.) We know puns are so "juvenile". BUTT, we love them, and butt jokes are so well ROUNDED. We love them from the CRACK of dawn to the rise of the FULL MOON. So, brace yourselves, because much like winter, butt puns are coming. (Would butt puns be called BUNS?)

You know how an apple a day can keep the doctor away? An APPLE-bottom can't! And, it's not because in medical school your doctor worried about passing as a surgeon, BUTTcause he made the CUT. So, fear not, go into the doctor when you swallow food coloring, you might have DYED on the inside. (Okay, we know that one was really bad.)

This Halloween ASSk yourself, can you handle being the BUTT of all the jokes in this Patient Costume? BUTT, of course you can! Don't let other peoples terrible BUNS get you down. Your mama always did tell you that you were too CHEEKY for your own good. BUTT we think you are just well ROUNDED. And this costume shows off your interest in ASStronomy. So, arm yourself with some of these ASSmazing puns, and hit that party. Everyone will be living it up until the CRACK of dawn, when they get BEHIND your costume. (We apologize for nothing.)

  • Light blue hospital gown ties behind neck and waist
  • Flesh colored tights are attached to butt cheeks & peek out from gown
Items Included
  • Tights w/attached Buttocks
  • Robe
Size Chart
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Size Measurement Standard Metric
Standard Chest 52" 132cm
Standard Waist 52" 132cm
Standard Gown Length 45 1/2" 116cm
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Waste of money
     By Anonymous / September 25, 2017
Garbage! Very thin see through paper gown, pantyhose with a butt made of thin foam. Could of at least used a cloth gown. Butt doesn't even stay in shape of butt..terrible!
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Very poor quality
     By Conban / October 2, 2017
The gown is made of a paper product, rips very easily, and is see through. Definitely not worth the money. I wish I would have read the other review posted here before I bought mine.
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