Uncle Sam Wig and Goatee
Uncle Sam wants YOU...to dress like you take your love for country seriously!
In the shadows of his 200-year-old office on Capitol Hill, Old Sammy has been hearing whispers of ghastly new trends in modern society: a water-bottle-flipping hobby with zero utility, some spastic muscle condition called "dabbing" that's crippling the nation, and camouflage-patterned attire for everyone—like you're all out there trying to hide your patriotism! Ben Franklin and George Washington are literally doing barrel rolls in their graves, wondering where they went wrong, plotting to tunnel out and propose a new anti-dabbing amendment to the Constitution! Or so we hear.
So how about you grab your nicest Oxfords (sneakers will work, too), a crisp white dress shirt, and your favorite tie clip. Next, take a deep breath and mentally prepare to slap some sense into society. Next, smack this Uncle Sam Wig and Goatee on your face, walk the neighborhood like patriotism incarnate, and you'll have even Lady Liberty swooning. In this get-up, there won't be a single non-patriot in your presence.
- Synthetic hair on comfortable mesh cap
- White curls in colonial style
- Self-adhesive goatee has peel-off backing
- White Costume Wig
- White Goatee
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