"I wish I could live forever," you said. "That would be so cool," you said.
Well, let's make it happen for you, then, yeah? Compared to the alternatives it's a simple process. It entails jarring all of your organs, pulling the moisture out of your body with a 70-day salt rub, wrapping the length of your body in bandages, and finally laying down (or being laid down) in an airtight wooden sarcophagus. It turns out that, somehow, experts advise that you are dead first.
Is all that work a little much for your living, breathing body? Or are you having second thoughts? It's okay, you can tell us—we have a plan B! Our Mummy Costume is the perfect shortcut to immortality—with none of the surgical operations, extreme dehydration, or sarcophagi. Instead, go with a costume that's so true-to-life no one will tell the difference. Our theatrical-quality mummy costume covers the entire body and is molded and painted to look like mummified flesh with its wrappings falling off. Not for the faint of heart--or stomach! But if you don't happen to live forever in this (we're sorry), the memory of you at that costume party will outlive you.
This bad boy features molded gloves that fit the delicate contours of your hands, a full-head mask with eye, nostril, and mouth holes, and a zipper in the back of the jumpsuit for those who lead double lives and need a quick out. When someone asks how you pulled off such a flawless costume, just look them in the eye and shamble toward them, moaning and groaning on the way. What better way to celebrate than by making your friends question their own reality!?
- Stretch knit fabric jumpsuit covered w/ molded latex & fabric drapes
- Jumpsuit has back zipper
- Molded gloves fit contours of hand
- Full-head mask has eye, nostril & mouth holes
- Shoe covers have elastic band under shoe
- Full-head mask
- Shoe covers
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