King Dong Costume
- Bodysuit w/ Attached Banana
- 100% polyester bodysuit w/ attached banana
- Gorilla full mask w/ molded latex face and faux fur
- Latex portion of molded mask has attached elastic to secure mask
- Mask has nose and mouth holes to allow adequate breathing
- Mask eye holes may cause vision limitations
- Hook and loop fastener on back of bodysuit
Oh, it's you. You're...that guy. The class clown, the party animal, the one who finds anatomical jokes hilarious. And you know what? We have to hand it to you—this costume is actually really funny! It's all at once bawdy and hilarious, and it's just so you.
But, if you're going to wear a look like this King Dong Costume, then you need to fully prepare, mentally and physically for the night ahead. First, you have to physically get yourself to the Halloween party. Now we haven't measured or anything, but that banana looks to be about steering wheel height. So, yeah. Public transport is an option, but you'll need to avoid packed buses and trains for obvious reasons. And expect a lot of stares—we mean a lot. Especially from little old ladies. You best set up a ride with your buddies!
This costume is truly one-of-a-kind, just like you! It's a full black bodysuit that fastens in the back, along with a molded latex gorilla mask with faux fur. The mask has nose, mouth, and eye holes, but may provide limited visibility. Of course, the true showstopper is this costume's attached, rather large, banana. And...that's all we have to say about that!
The Comeback Kid
People will also be making jokes, puns, and double entendres all night long. Think along the lines of "Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" So you have to prepare some snappy one-liners, zingers, and comebacks. Without the right preparation, this look doesn't work. But now that you're ready, you can take over Halloween, and conquer the costume contest!