Scallywag Pirate Plus Size Costume for Men

Pure Pirate Potential

"They" say that you should find work you love to do. Who are "they," anyway? Regardless, it has become clear to you that your career in finance just doesn't light a fire under you. You get dressed every day in your suit and tie and look in the mirror and you just don't recognize yourself. If you stare hard enough for long enough, it's as if you can see your hair growing longer and your beard shaggier, your clothes become tattered and—wait—is that a parrot on your shoulder, gazing back at you?

Fear not, friend. You're not going mad. You're just realizing your life's true potential...as a pirate on the high seas! Cool! Sure, the benefits are only so-so and the uniform is a bit more casual, but once you slip into this Men's Plus Size Scallywag Pirate Costume, you will see instantly where you belong—on the deck of a pirate ship, heading for the horizon. 

Product Details

This ensemble can completely transform you into a rogue pirate with a simple costume change! It includes the billowy shirt with its attached vest, striped pirate pants, a matching waist and head sash, a buckled belt, and a pair of boot toppers. Add pirate flair, like an eye patch or a sword, for full effect! 

Take a Personal Day

Of course, if you aren't ready to walk the plank and take the plunge at work yet, you could always masquerade as a pirate for Halloween and see how it feels for a day! Think of it as professional development.