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Corn Cob Pipe

Corn Cob Pipe update
Corn Cob Pipe update
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Product Information

Items Included
  • Corn Cob Pipe
Features
  • Hollow bowl
  • Plastic stem- Colors vary from the picture

Look, some of us can’t afford your fancy three-course working man’s lunch, or your elitist bed frames, or your “Oooh, look at me, I’m a trust fund baby!” metal cutlery, alirght? And we certainly don’t have thousands of dollars to shell out for a real wooden pipe! So when needs must, whatever you have must provide, okay? Or do you not understand that, what with your 8th grade education and hoity-toity collection of dictionaries?!

So yeah, we got ourselves a corn cob pipe, and guess what? It works just as well as anything you soft-palmed Ivy Leaguers could ever come up with! It's got hollow bowl that we carved out ourselves - ya get that? That's right! We work with our hands around here, and not just to lift our silver spoons up to our mouths and then back down to bowls full of lobster bisque! And it's even got a plastic stem, which lasts longer than wood. So how do ya like them apples, huh? Yeah, that's right, to on and go! And take your fancy "I've got a shirt and pants" attitude with you, too!

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Reviews

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    Popay
    By Current Customer | March 5, 2017
    Great costume
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    Really looked good!
    By Alli | October 27, 2019
    This was a great product.
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    Five Stars
    By Current Customer | March 8, 2019
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    Two Stars
    By Kelly | February 22, 2019
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    Five Stars
    By Current Customer | November 20, 2018
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    5 stars
    By Mamabear2 | November 19, 2018
    No complaints
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    Five Stars
    By Current Customer | November 19, 2018
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    Three Stars
    By Current Customer | November 19, 2018
    Quality was OK, but it seemed rather expensive.
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    Five Stars
    By Current Customer | November 19, 2018
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    Corn Cob Pipe
    By Current Customer | October 9, 2016
    Just when I was wondering now where in the world can I find a corn cob pipe? It's perfect! Love it!
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