Corn Cob Pipe
- Standard: TBD
- Corn Cob Pipe
- Hollow bowl
- Plastic stem- Colors vary from the picture
Look, some of us can’t afford your fancy three-course working man’s lunch, or your elitist bed frames, or your “Oooh, look at me, I’m a trust fund baby!” metal cutlery, alirght? And we certainly don’t have thousands of dollars to shell out for a real wooden pipe! So when needs must, whatever you have must provide, okay? Or do you not understand that, what with your 8th grade education and hoity-toity collection of dictionaries?!
So yeah, we got ourselves a corn cob pipe, and guess what? It works just as well as anything you soft-palmed Ivy Leaguers could ever come up with! It's got hollow bowl that we carved out ourselves - ya get that? That's right! We work with our hands around here, and not just to lift our silver spoons up to our mouths and then back down to bowls full of lobster bisque! And it's even got a plastic stem, which lasts longer than wood. So how do ya like them apples, huh? Yeah, that's right, to on and go! And take your fancy "I've got a shirt and pants" attitude with you, too!
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- PopayBy Current Customer | March 5, 2017Great costumeWas this review helpful to you?
- Exactly as advertisedBy Tim | November 3, 2022Pipe was used to complete a popeye costume. It was exactly as advertised.Bottom Line Yes, I would recommend this to a friend.Was this review helpful to you?
- Really looked good!By Alli | October 27, 2019This was a great product.Was this review helpful to you?
- Five StarsBy Current Customer | March 8, 2019Was this review helpful to you?
- Two StarsBy Kelly | February 22, 2019Was this review helpful to you?
- Five StarsBy Current Customer | November 20, 2018Was this review helpful to you?
- 5 starsBy Mamabear2 | November 19, 2018No complaintsWas this review helpful to you?
- Five StarsBy Current Customer | November 19, 2018Was this review helpful to you?
- Three StarsBy Current Customer | November 19, 2018Quality was OK, but it seemed rather expensive.Was this review helpful to you?
- Five StarsBy Current Customer | November 19, 2018Was this review helpful to you?
- Corn Cob PipeBy Current Customer | October 9, 2016Just when I was wondering now where in the world can I find a corn cob pipe? It's perfect! Love it!Was this review helpful to you?