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Bloody Cleaver

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Bloody Cleaver
Bloody Cleaver
Product Information

Items Included
  • Bloody cleaver
Features
  • Made of plastic
  • Faux wood handle
  • Faux silver blade (dull)
  • Blood splatters on handle and blade

Before anyone insinuates that your cleaver is in any way violent, have a few innocent uses in mind. Remind any police officer who inspects your belongings and finds the bloody cleaver that plenty of chefs and butchers use cleavers. How does he know that you aren't just one of those guys? It's perfectly socially acceptable to have a bloody cleaver in your briefcase, isn't it? Well, maybe that conversation wouldn't actually go over that well. Policemen aren't usually known for their sense of humor. How do we know what's socially acceptable? We're selling bloody cleavers for goodness sake!

This makes a sweet accessory for Halloween or for any zombie pub crawls you might be participating in. Just don't bring it to jury duty, even if you're trying to get out of it. You might find yourself getting a better seat in the courtroom than you bargained for.

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Reviews

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    Five Stars
    By Ellie | November 2, 2019
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    Five Stars
    By Current Customer | November 19, 2018
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    Five Stars
    By Kim | November 18, 2018
    Feels real
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    Five Stars
    By Current Customer | November 17, 2018
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    Five Stars
    By Current Customer | November 17, 2018
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    Perfect!
    By Current Customer | September 26, 2016
    Its is going to be fun walking around town with this on Halloween night!
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    good product
    By Anonymous | November 10, 2013
    This item went well with the costume
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    Hack!
    By SUANNE G. | November 10, 2013
    Big ol' bloody cleaver. Nice detail - looks great .
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