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Women's Gold Bad to the Bone Costume

Women's Gold Bad to the Bone Costume
Women's Gold Bad to the Bone Costume
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Description

Wow, you got all of your bones dipped in gold? Isn't that expensive? Look, it's no business of ours what you do with your money but well, that probably cost you an arm and a leg (Ba-zing! Did you see that joke coming? Bet you didn't. You were too busy thinking about how much it would actually cost to cover all your bones in gold, right?).

Everybody has their own way to show off their bling. Some people buy expensive cars, some get those mouth grills, and a lucky few get gold bones. It's a fantastic and surprising way to one-up your friends. Is there some queen bee always looking down on you? Teach her a lesson by showing up in all gold bones. You'll say "oh hi, no big deal, just got these gold bones now. What are your bones made of?" And she'll burst into tears and say "my bones are only made out of calcium, boo hoo hoo!" Calcium, right? Like, get out of the stone age, lady. Gold bones are where it's at.

The best part is that this costume doesn't even require painful surgery! Even better, right? Can you imagine the recovery time on getting all your bones covered in gold? The doctors would shake their heads and say "well, all your bones are gold but... you have gold poisoning now. This was really a terrible idea for a surgery. We're very sorry." Our point is, avoid all of that and just get this costume to show off those curvy bones. Let everyone see how much you shine on the inside and the outside, all in one sleek combination!

  • 80% nylon/20% spandex stretch fabric
  • Long-sleeved bodysuit has back zipper, garters sewn to leg openings
  • Leg warmers fasten to garters of bodysuit
  • Metallic gold skeleton print on all pieces
Items Included
  • Bodysuit
  • Pair of Leg Warmers
Size Chart
Size Measurement Standard Metric
X-Small/Small CHEST 28" - 33" 71cm - 84cm
X-Small/Small TORSO 28" - 30" 71cm - 76cm
X-Small/Small LENGTH 55" 140cm
Small/Medium CHEST 30" - 34" 76cm - 86cm
Small/Medium TORSO 29" - 31" 74cm - 79cm
Small/Medium LENGTH 56" 142cm
Medium/Large CHEST 31" - 35" 79cm - 89cm
Medium/Large TORSO 29" - 31" 74cm - 79cm
Medium/Large LENGTH 57" 145cm
Large/X-Large CHEST 34" - 36" 86cm - 91cm
Large/X-Large TORSO 30" - 32" 76cm - 81cm
Large/X-Large LENGTH 58" 147cm
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