Black Magic Hat for Adults

greetings, traveler

Don't think too much about this, but we have been watching you for the last stretch of your journey. You have shown great courage and ambition to venture into the woods of the bayou all on your own, but you were misguided to say the least to go through with it. We come bearing advice. It's our understanding that the townsfolk told you to venture out into the swampland as a sort of spiritual tribulation to mend your broken heart. You never know what will happen out here, though; in fact, meeting the Voodoo witch Talia is more likely than finding your way out on your lonesome. Beyond that, there are alligators, deadly snakes, and that muck.

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We have something just for you -- a lucky charm, if you will. For a price, you can forgo your near-inevitable meeting with the Voodoo witch Talia and test fortune with this Black Magic Hat for adults atop your noggin. 

a warning

Most travelers don't get past Talia's shack. If you encounter a small shack, you'll feel compelled to head inside. Something about it, despite its decrepit appearance, exudes warmth. It's simultaneously inviting and repulsive. Do not go near it -- especially now, with this Black Magic Hat. Hold on tight to it! It's your only hope of getting out!