Women's Venus Fly Trap Costume
The sweetest trap
There are many evils that plague the world today… Long drive-thru lines. Flat soda. Spilled ice cream. The list is endless. But perhaps nothing is more annoying than the simple house fly.
“A house fly?” you might be asking yourself. “They’re annoying, sure. But are they really more annoying than stepping on chewed up bubblegum or stubbing your toe?”
Yes, dear reader, they are more annoying. Just think about it… While one house fly is bearable, and two are tolerable if you try really hard, there are never just two flies in a house. No, there are a dozen, and every time you swat one with a flyswatter, another takes it place. Trying to clear out your home from these flying pests is an exercise in futility, and all you can do is shake your fist at the sky and demand, “Why?” But there is never any answer.
We don’t have an answer as to why humankind is plagued with flies. But we do have an answer to your housefly problem: this Women’s Venus Fly Trap Costume. Venus fly traps literally feast on flies, so your home is the perfect buffet for them. And if a regular Venus flytrap can eat three to four flies a day (according to our internet research), then imagine how many flies a Venus Flytrap the size of a grown woman can eat! 40? 50? 100? Why not buy one and see?
This Venus Fly Trap Costume comes with not one but two yawning flytrap mouths that will lure flies to their doom, along with colorful green leaves to really sell the charade. It also comes pre-potted in a cute brown skirt, so all you have to do it pull it on, clamber onto a windowsill, and wait. The flies will never know what hit them!
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