Shark Mascot Head
- Mascot Head
- 100% polyester headpiece
- Bottom jaw has hook and loop fastener
- One size fits most
Jaws of Glory
Unless you are Aquaman or willing to punch one right in the snout, there's really nothing quite as terrifying or intimidating as a shark in the water. Unless of course, it's two sharks in the water... but that's beside the point. They've got those sharp pointy fins, those razor-like teeth, those unfeeling eyes... we're getting chills just talking about them. As soon as you say shark, everyone's mind is flooded with thoughts of blood-curdling bites and flesh torn to ribbons. They are, without a doubt, probably the scariest creatures on planet earth.
Which is why sharks are, like, the best possible mascot out there. No other animal can possibly cause the unrest and fear of a shark. They're violent and ruthless, and naming a team after them is sheer marketing genius. So if you're rooting for a team of blood-thirsty fish (or if you're rooting on sharks in general) then maybe you'll appreciate this Shark Mascot Head. This polyester headpiece is shaped to look like the head of a great white shark with its maw stretched open. When you put it on, it even looks like it's swallowing your face (which simply adds to the shark terror, we might add). So go ahead. Show everyone whose side you're on. Duh dun. Duh dun. Duh dun, duh dun...
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