Knit Shark Hat
- 100% acrylic
- Knitted-in eyes and teeth
- Foam-stuffed tail and dorsal fin
According to researchers, most shark attacks occur near major North American, Australian, and South African beaches within 100 feet of the shore. The same research reveals that one of the least likely places for a shark attack to occur is on the top of your head, but just try telling that to anybody wearing this hungry, hungry hat. Freak of nature or not, it’s pretty likely that this is the one and only shark attack you’re going to care about.
How would a shark even make it onto someone’s head, anyway? Maybe if you’re just dunking your head in the water, or if there’s some manner of shark tornado? We suppose that once there’s a shark on your head, figuring out how it got there is fairly irrelevant. Any which way, this acrylic hat featuring knitted-in eyes and teeth and a foam-filled tail and dorsal fin is about as adorable a way as we can think of to get your head gnawed upon. If you’re going to get attacked by a shark, there are certainly worse ways to do it.
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- The Knit Shark Hat will work fine,By Richard A. Brown | June 24, 2017I was supposed to receive a 20% discount by joining your club. I received no discount and I am not a happy camper. I will consider your company for future purchases, but I will shop elsewhere unless the price is competitive. Never promised something you do not deliver on.Was this review helpful to you?Monster Responds...Hi Richard! I'm sorry that you hadn't received the email showing the link to that discount, I was able to locate your order within our system and I have credited you the 20% off the order. You should see that refund in the next couple of business days. Let our Customer Service Department know if you ever have any issues in the future!