Women's Voodoo Hat Accessory

weary traveler

Come along, weary traveler. We sense the fear in your eyes and the exhaustion in your steps. We bear words of advice. You have shown great courage and ambition to venture into the woods of the bayou all on your own. It's our understanding that the townsfolk told you to venture out into the swampland as a sort of spiritual tribulation to mend your broken heart. We wish you would have been more cautious. After all, you never know what will happen out here. Meeting the Voodoo witch Talia is more likely than finding your way out on your lonesome -- at least statistically. Beyond that, there are alligators, deadly snakes, and merpeople.

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We have something just for you -- a charm that's said to help guide one's way out of here. For a price, you can forgo your near-inevitable meeting with the Voodoo witch Talia and dawn this Women's Voodoo Hat. This velvet hat has faux flowers, faux feathers, and a skull attached to the front. All this in addition to its less...tangible qualities, of course.

only hope

Like the others, you will encounter a shack. Something about it, despite its decrepit appearance, exudes warmth. It's simultaneously inviting and repulsive. Do not go near it -- especially now, with this hat on your head. Do you hear us! It's very important; following these instructions and the will of the hat is your only hope of getting out!