Ninja Warrior Costume
Do you ever wonder if ninjas were all just a bunch of introverts who didn’t like being around people?
Think about it! You gotta wonder about someone who literally builds their whole life around studying how to hide from people. When sneaking around in the shadows is literally one of your best professional skills, you're probably not the kind of bud who's gonna show up to all the parties, you know? (Or you will, but you’re always be that person that everyone's constantly like, “Where’d she go? I swore she was just here!”). And it’s not like the training is a rip-riot team endeavor, either - you literally spend your life putting in years of intense training with one sensei who sticks with you until you die. And more likely than not, that sensei isn’t exactly a Chatty Cathy, either (have you met a sensei? They’re, like…not joke tellers.)
So anyway. Not that we're judging! After all, we're extroverted introverts - we're social, but after hanging out for an afternoon, there's nothing better we like than shutting the door to our room and lying on our beds while we listen to The Cure. What we're trying to say is: If the solitary ninja lifestyle is your jam, then we invite you to do yourself a solid by making it easier to miss you in the crowd with this Ninja Warrior Costume. The black hood tunic will make it easy to disguise yourself from acquaintances on the street that you don't want to talk to, but the shiny gold says, "Hey, just because I don't want to love you, that doesn't mean I don't love myself." Add some shiny ninja stars to throw at someone when they just show up at your house without calling, or a flashy katana sword that handily says, "Hey, back off! I just wanna be by MYSELF right now!"
- 100% Polyester
- Black shirt and pants with gold ties attached
- Polyfoam hooded tunic with gold trim and printed dragon
- Shiny gold sash
- Matching ninja face mask with gold headband tie
- Hooded tunic
- Face mask
- Waist sash
|Medium||Waist||30" - 36"||76cm - 91cm|
|Large||Waist||30" - 40"||76cm - 102cm|
|X-Large||Waist||34" - 48"||86cm - 122cm|