Joe Exotic Zoo Keeper Costume for Men
- Belt W/ Pouch
- 100% polyester
- Shirt has button down center front
- Sewn on patches on each sleeve
- Pair of shorts have an elastic waistband
- Hat has hook and loop fastener on the back, faux hair attached on the back
- Embroidered lettering on the front
- Belt has hook and loop fastener on the back, holster slides onto belt
That Guy Has a Mullet!
Yeah, he sure does. Furthermore, it adds a lot to his outfit! That zoo keeper style that used to be so professional, so boring, so drab has been taken up a notch. That guy has a mullet. We never thought five little words could change us, but we were so very wrong! Getting noticed, recognized, appreciated, and applauded was a hairstyle away this whole time. It can take the khaki shorts and classy holster belt up a notch, easy. That guy has a mullet and he’s ready to face the day. It’s a power move. Why t-pose at the world when you can let your hair do it for you?
The outfit itself does a great job of setting the scene here, but it’s the details that make it for sure. The tiger applique on the back of the shirt makes it impossible to incorrectly mis-identify the beautiful blond tresses spilling down the back of the head as belonging to anyone other than the Tiger King himself.
Magic in the Air
The characteristic flair of Joe Exotic can’t be denied. We know you feel it when you look into the fierce mullet and at-the-ready holster on display here. No one could pass up the chance to see this man in action, defying death with every suave wave of his luscious locks. That’s Joe for ya, shaking his mane and taking no prisoners as he implacably faces certain doom. And all we can say is, “Yep, that guy has a mullet.”
|Medium||Shorts Waist||32" - 40"||81cm - 102cm|
|Large||Shorts Waist||34" - 42"||86cm - 107cm|
|X-Large||Shorts Waist||36" - 44"||91cm - 112cm|
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