Harley Quinn SWAT Good Night Bat

Say you were in a brawl with Harley Quinn, with her brandishing her favorite baseball-whacker, and you holding... we don't know, a frozen salmon or something, it doesn't matter. The point is, the first things you'll notice about her weapon of choice are the big, friendly-looking letters etched into it, spelling out "GOOD NIGHT." The message isn't so friendly though, as you'll quickly find out.

If you take a closer look at the lovely detailing on the bat, you'll notice everything else written on it. You might even get a chance to read some of it before you get bopped on the noggin and doze off to Dreamland. Of course, you could also just carry this official "Good Night" Bat around, which is just like the one Harley Quinn uses in Suicide Squad, but softer and less concussion-y. It'll look fabulous with your Harley costume, and you can read it at your leisure!