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Santa Claus Rectangular Glasses

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Santa Claus Rectangular Glasses Update
Santa Claus Rectangular Glasses Update
Product Information

Items Included
  • Rectangular Frame Eyeglasses
Features
  • Rectangular wire frames
  • Plastic lenses
  • Rubber coating along earpiece

We saw something shocking on social media yesterday, and it made us want to take immediate action. Santa Claus posted that he’s thinking about getting LASIK eye surgery!

So, we are asking every man, woman, and child to take up our cause. If you believe in Christmas, if you have a heart, if you’re not a humbug, please purchase a pair of these Santa Claus Rectangular Glasses and we’ll send a collective message to the big guy that we won’t stand for this kind of change. Think of it as a costume petition, if you will. If everyone starts wearing them, maybe Santa will see that needing readers isn’t a bad thing; certainly not worth crushing the hopes and dreams of people all across the globe. Think about the ramifications of a glasses-less St. Nick: every Christmas book will need to be re-illustrated; every Christmas film will need re-editing; every dad and grandpa across the U.S. will have to adapt their Santa-dressing routines to new regulations. It will be mass chaos.

So we beg of you: stand with us this holiday season. Wear these iconic glasses and create a movement. Tell Santa we will NOT accept corrective eye surgery. The future of Christmas rests on your nose.

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Four Stars
     By Mary Claus / September 20, 2019
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Perfect Santa
     By DavidB / December 18, 2018
Glasses were great. Comfortable fit. Great look. Had other Santa's wanting to borrow them.
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Five Stars
     By Current Customer / December 14, 2018
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Five Stars
     By Current Customer / December 6, 2018
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Five Stars
     By Current Customer / December 5, 2018
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Four Stars
     By Current Customer / December 5, 2018
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Cheap and a waste of money
     By Melissa / December 1, 2018
These glasses don’t sit properly on the nose as pictured, came extremely bent and are not worth $5. Don’t waste your money!
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Monster Responds...
I'm sorry those didn't work out, if you need to return them just reach out to Customer Service and they can help you out!

Three Stars
     By Current Customer / November 30, 2018
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One Star
     By Current Customer / November 27, 2018
Way too small. More likely for a small child.
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Monster Responds...
I'm sorry you weren't happy with these, if you would like to return them just reach out to Customer Service and they'll take care of it for you!

Five Stars
     By Current Customer / November 26, 2018
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Four Stars
     By Current Customer / November 20, 2018
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Santa looks better in these
     By barry holcomb / December 11, 2015
Yes, this is the perfect final touch to that Santa costume. The glasses are good quality - durable - and sharp looking. The older style really compliments any Santa costume and lends it more a touch of believability. Definitely pleased with my pair - may have to get a few more to give to other Mr. and Mrs. Santas I know.
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