Plus Size Premiere Santa Suit

Here’s a funny story: Santa stopped by our offices a few years ago. Trust us, we were as surprised then as you probably are reading this.

Nevertheless, he walked in and handed us a few little trinkets and very nice little gifts (except for Murphy, who got a lump of coal for always taking the last bit of coffee and never making a fresh pot). Slowly, however, it dawned on us that he had something he needed to get off his chest. He complained that we didn’t have any Santa costumes for sale. Sure, we had elf costumes and reindeer costumes, and ugly Christmas sweaters. We had Santa hats and tons of bells and ribbons; but he was right, we didn’t have any full Santa costumes. Classy Santa costumes. How could we have missed such an important and crucial outfit? Well, needless to say we got right to working on this Plus Size Premiere Santa Suit. And you know what? We’re pretty darn proud of it.

Even the big guy himself said it was a job well done. He complimented our craftsmanship and the use of luxe materials: the warm red coat with faux fur lined trim, the black belt with the iconic golden buckle, the boots that are sturdy enough to travel around the world, and of course, the snow-white gloves that will keep your hands warm, in even at the North Pole. Show Mr. Claus the love he deserves and don his holly, jolly look. Bring joy and festivities to all your loved ones, young and old, and help Santa recoup some of that self-esteem our oversight undoubtedly caused him. He probably won’t forget the kind act.