Adult White Costume Gloves

You have all heard the horrible whispers, the embarrassing claims, the devastating reports of the horrific aim and firing talents of an entire host of Imperial Stormtroopers. They have been listed in every record book from ancient times and well into the modern era as having the worst hit ratio of weapon firing in all known galaxies—and even a few unknown ones. The ultimate test was finally arranged in a temporal vortex created by the tenth and only Doctor Time Lord when a Stormtrooper was brought to fire upon an Original series Red Shirt. Even that test came up inconclusive as the Red Shirt died but no burn marks could be found from Stormtrooper fire, leaving everyone to assume that the Red Shirt died from surprise at not getting hit. Sigh.

However! The rumors are not true! Stormtroopers actually have pretty solid aim. It was their gloves that were the problem! Imagine having to perform minute functions when you have hard Imperial materials preventing your movements! Well, we have a solid solution to that problem—and any other possible glove-based needs—with these Adult White Costume gloves. Made of simple, comfortable, and maneuverable fabric, these gloves are perfect for any number of outfits and are guaranteed not to inhibit your laser blaster fire! Now if we can just get that Doctor to set up the test again with those variable fixed!

• 100% Polyester
• 9” Adult White Costume Gloves.