Oh no. No! Nonononono.
I’m really the one that has to do this? Really?
Hi everyone, it’s Joe from HR again. If I had any sort of professional credibility to begin with, it would be gone by the end of this post. Why? Because I helped to facilitate this: a collection of the filthiest pickup lines that Captain Kirk could (and would!) use to bed yet another hot, green alien.
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