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Toddler Caveman Costume

Toddler Caveman Costume
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Items Included
  • Romper
  • Wig Hat
  • Pair of Leg Warmers
  • Soft-Sculpted Club
  • 100% polyester faux fur and fleece
  • Sleeveless leopard print faux fur romper fastens with Hook and Loop fastener at center back
  • Fur leg warmers have elastic top edge bands
  • Hat has elastic band at back for snug fit
  • Stuffed fleece club is 10" long

Let's face it: sometimes your child runs around like an uncivilized savage, right? It's as if the kid doesn't just instinctually know not to throw food, or how to use a toilet. So you're stuck changing diapers and picking up spaghetti from across the room every single day. Meanwhile, your kid is tearing through the house in every direction (seemingly at the same time!) picking up every possible object for use as a weapon (maybe not intentionally a weapon, but they'll find a way regardless).

And then it dawns on you: a child isn't suddenly modern man with his civilized outlook on the world. Children didn't invent the airplane! They didn't defeat the Nazis or send a man to the moon. No, adults did all those things, and developed agriculture and urbanized culture, and penicillin! Through all our years of development as a human society, kids don't get any of those benefits. Nope, they come into this world as cavemen: prehistoric neanderthals who can barely grasp stone tools or even hunting and gathering. Which is fine, because your kid is going to catch up to you in a matter of years. In a decade, your kid will probably be even more technologically advanced than you've ever been. That's just the way of things for thousands of years. But for now, your kid is a caveman. So dress him up like one and let him revel in his basest instincts of wearing animal furs (faux furs, obviously), having unruly hair, and hitting things with clubs. Soon enough he'll be too old for this kind of play, so let him live a little until he's ready to join the modern age.

Size Chart
Size Measurement Standard Metric
6/12 Months Chest 22" 56cm
6/12 Months Length 18" 46cm
6/12 Months Child Size 6-12 mo 6-12 mo
Size Measurement Standard Metric
12/18 Months Chest 26" 66cm
12/18 Months Length 20" 51cm
12/18 Months Child Size 12-18 mo 12-18 mo
Size Measurement Standard Metric
18 Months/2T Chest 27" 69cm
18 Months/2T Length 21" 53cm
18 Months/2T Child Size 18mo - 2T 18mo - 2T
Size Measurement Standard Metric
X-Small Chest 30" 76cm
X-Small Length 23" 58cm
X-Small Child Size 4-6 4-6

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