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Clubbin' Cavewoman Costume

Clubbin Cavewoman Costume
Clubbin Cavewoman Costume
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Items Included
  • Dress
  • Leg wraps
  • Arm wraps
Features
  • 100% polyester faux fur
  • Leopard print dress has sweetheart neckline & back zipper
  • Ribbon waist ties have plastic "bones"
  • Arm wraps fasten w/ Hook and Loop fastener & w/ faux suede ties
  • Leg wraps are tied w/ ribbon laces
  • 2-layer skirt has jagged hemline

We know that your caveman can be a bit... how shall we say... thick headed, yes? We completely understand. Sometimes they don't respond to your grunts and coos the way you'd like. Sometimes they don't listen at all but head out of the cave to hunt without so much as a "Harumph." It can be a quite distressing, so we don't blame you if you give him a quick wake-up call with that club of yours. Sometimes it's the best way to get your guttural squawks heard: a bit of good old-fashioned clubbing.

We imagine some of your discontent is being stuck in your cave all day. Sure, it's spacious. Love what you've done with the wall scratches and piles of fur. But if we're being honest, everyone could use a night out, right? We'd like to introduce you to a different form of clubbing. One that involves going out. Letting your wild side out. Dancing. Dancing? Don't worry, we'll show you how it's done.

So if you're ready for a night of clubbing at the clubs, you should try out Clubbin' Cavewoman Costume. It's faux fur (we know, not quite the quality you're used to with your authentic mammoth) with a leopard print pattern. There's arm and leg wraps with extra laces and some small bones. Put on this number, grab your favorite blunt object, and let's hit the town... and anyone else in our way!

Size Chart
SizeMeasurementStandardMetric
Small Chest 32" 81cm
Small Waist 26" 66cm
Small Length 32" 81cm
Medium Chest 36" 91cm
Medium Waist 28" 71cm
Medium Length 33" 84cm
Large Chest 38" 97cm
Large Waist 30" 76cm
Large Length 34" 86cm
X-Large Chest 40" 102cm
X-Large Waist 33" 84cm
X-Large Length 34" 86cm
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