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Santa Belly

Santa Belly
Santa Belly
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Product Information

Items Included
  • Stuffed Santa Belly
Features
  • 100% polyester
  • Realistic-looking belly
  • Slips on around neck & ties in back
Back in 2003, Santa Claus got really into Atkins. Before you knew it, he was dropping waist sizes faster than he used to drop a plate of cookies into his gullet. By the middle of September, the elves were starting to worry. Svelte Santa wasn't breathing as hard, and didn't get those random pains in his legs and chest all the time, but he also wasn't as jolly, and definitely not the Santa that all the kids knew about from the songs and TV shows. An emergency meeting was called. Santa was ordered to undergo immediate physical therapy involving daily sugar cookie dosings and an eggnog IV drip. It was a close call that Christmas, but bowlful-of-jelly Santa was back. Because, what's a Christmas without jocularity and obesity? No Christmas I want any part of, that's for sure.
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    Five Stars
    By Current Customer | December 5, 2018
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    Four Stars
    By Current Customer | December 5, 2018
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    Five Stars
    By Marty | November 27, 2018
    Love it! Well made.
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    Worked
    By Current Customer | January 4, 2017
    Needed a little extra padding but the kids still said I was a skinny Santa. I guess that's not a bad thing!
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