12" American Dream Glitter Shield
You know what we really need to bring back as an everyday, daily accessory? The shield! There's so many modern uses for it! You can use it to protect you from the occasional snowball or food fight....it creates natural space for your personal comfort for when you're moving through a crowded room or a sold out concert hall...it inspires some sick and slick dance moves for when you're caught off guard during an impromptu dance line...And if you happen to forget your umbrella, no problem! Just lift that baby over your head and your carefully coifed, perfectly spiked hairstyle will retain it's waxy hard sculpted gorgeousness! Sure, it's bulky, kind of hard to hold all the time, and doesn't fit easily into the passenger side of your Car2Go, but it definitely makes you look cool!
Alright, so maybe we're trying a little too hard to sell you on the everyday practical uses of a shield, but that doesn't mean it doesn't still work for special occasions. You're especially gonna wanna have this baby when your friends are assembling to fight some crazy super villains, or when crazy death rays come your way. After all, even though you can easily get creative with its various (un)practical uses, this 12" American Dream Glitter Shield was mainly designed to deflect pretty much anything a bad guy throws your way. Take a page from the (comic) book of one of America's greatest heroes and current Avengers...the shield will arm and protect you no matter what comes your way! (Even if it's just a rogue snowball or a shooting missile of mustard)
- 12" diameter shield has embossed star and concentric rings
- Glittery metallic paint finish
- 2 wide elastic arm straps on back side
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