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Spooky Tree Costume
Listen: We know that there are a lot of people who love you and wanna hug you and will even live in you to save you from being cut down, but we're onto you, friend.
That's right, we said it: We know allll about your antics in Wizard The Oz, Snow White, and Harry Potter. Trying to spook some little girl from Kansas? NOT COOL, tree. How'd ya like it if she turned around and threw those apples right back at ya? And what did Snow White ever do to you? She was running away from an abusive home, and you just had to go and scare her to the point where she basically passed out, didn't you? And knocking kid's blocks off while they're trying to get to class? What is your problem?! Those were CHILDREN, for gosh sakes!
What we're trying to say here is: We think you have some anger issues, and we'd like you to deal with them. Maybe...maybe it might be a good idea to talk to a professional. Maybe it's time you go and visit your Palm Tree buddies for a while...get some sun, relax a little bit. You gotta stop white-knuckling your control over everything...because there's always going to be some kid who wanders into your Enchanted Forest, and the difference is all in how you deal with it. Maybe learn how to meditate, or read some self-help books on anger management! At the end of the day, we know that, at the center of your rings, you're a good tree. You just need to find that inner-sapling again, you know? Get back to who that seed is, deep inside of you. Let those leaves down a bit. And in the meantime, we've got this Spooky Tree Costume to stand in for you. It's so realistic-looking, with its wood knots, grain, and spooky face screen printed on front, that it'll allow someone else to do your job while you take all the time you need on your road to recovery. It's gonna be okay, Sticks. Now put down those apples and come in for the real thing.
- 100% polyfoam
- Opening for face above gain spooky mouth
- Wood knots, grain, & spooky face screenprinted on front
- Foam scary tree costume
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