Plus Size Red Gangster Zoot Suit

If we had a bottle of champagne for every Jay Gatsby, Daisy Buchanan, and generic flapper girl we saw out on the town every Halloween, we might be able to tolerate it.

If you have ever thought the same, if you have ever wanted to know what it would be like to rob a bank in the 30s, or enjoy the media attention that comes from being Public Enemy No. 1, or if you have ever just wondered what sort of power comes with donning a long pinstripe suit, we have just the thing for you. This Red Gangster Zoot Suit will make you look just as intimidating, volatile, and dangerous as the gangsters of old. Everyone will know what a tough guy you are at the first sight of your pinstripes, and they will know you mean it when you say "Stick 'em up! This is a robbery!" Just try not to get caught by the coppers—you wouldn't want them to find your stash of prohibited bathtub moonshine. You'd end up in a federal prison for the rest of your life!

We're not saying that stepping into this suit immediately makes you a scofflaw of the American Prohibition Act, but come on... this guy loves to frequent a speakeasy or two, right? Hey, easy there—don't reach inside your suit. You have our blessing. Just be sure you nab a tie and a hat to match, or the other cronies might upstage you in front of the boss. Go have fun, gangster!