Plus Size Priest Shirt
- Priest shirt
- 100% polyester
- Black shirt w/ Velcro fasteners in front
- White cloth collar strip
- Chest pockets
It can be rather difficult being a man of the cloth. You have to have the Bible pretty much memorized inside and out, along with people expecting you to know the deeper meaning of every single story, before they'll actually listen to you. Then you have to sit in that stuffy box all day, listening to all that juicy gossip you aren't even allowed to talk about once you get out! Oh, and don't even get us started on all the vows you have to take before getting into the priesthood to begin with!
Still, there is a pretty awesome amount of authority you get when you become one. You get to complete exorcisms, and everybody listens to what you have to say, well, usually. Maybe you can wear this priest shirt every once in a while, and get the feel for the pros and cons of the occupation first hand. You can take it off at the end of the day, and see if it's really worth that vow of never getting married. Wedding cake is pretty delicious after all!