Magic Unicorn Glitter Poo Putty
We all know about the basic magical qualities of a unicorn. We expect rainbows and awe. You probably (correctly) assume immortality and a purity of wonder and innocence. The unicorn is basically "imagination" packaged up in equine form!
But, who knew that its magical properties were far from limited to just its noble look and mystical horn. Turns out that anything a unicorn touches becomes equally awesome. And, yes: we do mean anything. Get ready for this!
Wizards and wilderness explorers have been trying to find proof of the unicorn for ages, but only the innocent are able to locate them! And only the most awesome of the innocent are bestowed the gift... of their poo. Sure, that sounds disgusting at first, but these are unicorns! They don't have ordinary gross poo. They have sparkly, glittery, pink and purple fun poo. This Magic Unicorn Glitter Poo is perfect for all the fun you didn't know you needed!
Everything a unicorn touches is magical and forever. That includes their magical, glittery poo. Prepare for endless hours of fun with this amorphous semi-solid that can only be concentrated magic. But, whatever you do, do not mix this with leprechaun boogers. (Nothing bad will happen. It's just that green and pink don't really mix well.)