Large Open Eye Cut Off Head
- Molded Vinyl Decapitated Head
- Measures 8" long, 9" wide, 10" high
Alright, so we can tell by the way you're staring at us that you're probably wondering how this happened. Well, it's actually a long story, and we'd rather not get into it. Do you just walk up to someone in a wheelchair and ask them what happened to their legs? Okay, fine, so some people do, but those people are rude and uncouth and are usually not welcome in polite society. So how about a little privacy, pal? We barely know each other!
Also, if you really wanna know, we have a pretty bad headache that seems to be quickly turning into a migraine, and it's not only making us pretty cranky, but talking seems to get harder and harder with every passing minute. And as you can probably tell from the worry lines on our face, we've got a lot on our mind, and would appreciate a moment of peace to collect our thoughts. So if you don't mind, we'd really like to just sit here on this spike in silence, alright? Also, the sun's about to set, and with the day we've had, we'd like to just enjoy it while we still can, cool? Thanks for understanding. You seem like a solid guy. Also, you have a great body, if you don't mind us saying. Hope you enjoy it while you can.
- One StarBy Current Customer | October 16, 2020I am very disappointed in the quality of this item. What I got doesn't even come close to the details and coloring of what is shown in the picture.
NO I would not recommend this to a friend !!!!!Was this review helpful to you?Monster Responds...We're sorry that this head fell short of your expectations! We'll be sure and take note to see if we can improve on this item! Please feel free to contact our customer service in case you want to exchange this for one of our highly rated gruesome Halloween decorations!