Fish Purse

Look, we get that you believe strongly in using the whole animal when you go hunting or fishing...but do you maaaaaybe think that you might be taking this one a little too far? We completely respect your quest to love the earth and live by the mantra "Waste Not Want Not", but...friend, we're going to give some hard truths here, and the first one is this: You are starting to smell like a fish. And not in a "delicious fish sticks" kind of way, either!

So whaddya say you throw out that old Bluegill clutch (and by the way, did you know that you could have those things stuffed by a taxidermy? No? A whole new world is about to open up to you, my friend!), and replace it with this fine Fish Purse! It still puts your love of nature on display for all the world to see, but without all the pesky stink and rotting scales of an actual dead fish! It's even made out of faux leather, so you can feel good about where it came from. Now...about those squirrel tail barrettes you just made...