Men's Mermaid Mafia Costume
We know that you're under the impression that mermaids are nonexistent but you couldn't be more wrong, friend. Mermaids are the world's best kept secret. The half-men and half-fish race is alive and thriving and it's all because of a secret underwater gang of finned brutes: the Mermaid Mafia.
The merciless Mermaid Mafia go to great lengths to keep their aquatic community under wraps. Just pray that you never run into one of the mystical creatures while you're out in the open waters because let's just say, you'll be sleeping with the fishies. The reason no one thinks sea sirens exist is because after they've seen one, no one lives to tell the tale...
However, we've heard old fisherman tales of people successfully bribing the underwater cosa nostra to escape their wrath. It turns out the Mermaid Mafia loves decorating themselves with sparkly bling bling, especially gold (it matches their tridents.) We know it's not practical to carry a fist full of golden trinkets while you're out at sea, which is why we're going to let you in on another secret tactic to avoid a mermaid assault: this very costume.
If you can't beat the mermaids (which you definitely can't) then join them (or at least pretend to), by wearing a men's Mermaid Mafia costume. The scaly pants feature a strategically placed seashell, the muscle tank turns you into a rowdy-looking Poseidon doppelganger, and the curly white beard completes your transformation into a sage sea siren. Wear this costume the next time you're coastal to make sure you don't become the newest casualty of the Mermaid Mafia!
- Men's Mermaid Mafia Costume
- 100% polyester
- Pullover tank top has "MERMAID MAFIA" printed on front
- Metallic fish-scale print pants have elastic waistband
- Wig is synthetic hair on mesh cap w/ elastic edge for snug fit
- Beard has elastic bands around top & back of head
- Felt crown has 2 metal alligator clips
|Medium||Pants Waist||18" - 34"||46cm - 86cm|
|Large||Pants Waist||20" - 38"||51cm - 97cm|
|X-Large||Pants Waist||22" - 42"||56cm - 107cm|
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