Manhood Penis Accessory Attachment

This is Exactly What You Think It Is

Let's see. What do we have here? It's some sort of stuffed accessory in a light, flesh-toned color. It's quite sparkly and it seems to be shaped like a...

Oh! Oh? Oh. 

Er, hem. This seems to be a... uh. Oh, dear. Well, yes. Wowza, we really weren't expecting this. Listen, you're not looking at this costume accessory with your grandmother in the room, are you? Maybe you should check to make sure that she's not in the room. If she is, maybe just kindly ask her to leave for a few minutes. This isn't the sort of "grandma-approved" accessory that she needs to see. Of course, it will, however, get plenty of laughs when you flaunt it around your friends at the next costume party...

Product Details

We shouldn't have to say too much about this Manhood Penis Accessory Attachment. We know what it is. You know what it is. Your friends are going to know what it is. It's plush. It's comically gigantic. It has equally comically large "testicles" attached to the end. It turns just about anything you wear with it into an adult humor joke. Also, grandma's not gonna like it (unless you have an unusually cool grandma who lived through the 60s).