Cereal Killers: 6 Mock Cereals Based on Horror Villains

by |October 24, 2015
Categories: Horror, Humor, Mashup



Classic horror monsters turned cereal mascots, General Mills introduced Count Chocula and Franken Berry back in 1971, followed by Boo-Berry, Fruit Brute, and Fruity Yummy Mummy. No new monster flavor has been introduced since 1987, but what would it look like if they'd continued to expand the line into more recent film horrors? We wondered the same thing, and these 6 brand new cereals emerged...



1. Machete Mateys


"Now with delicious ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-colate flavor!"



2. Fruity Krueger


"The cereal you'll be Craven, even in your sleep!"



3. Shark Bites


"You're gonna need a bigger bowl!"



4. Xenomorph Mallows


"Kid tested, mother approved!"



5. Cinnamon Ceno-Bites


"Open the box and your bowl belongs to me!"



6. Krampuffs


"Gruss vom Breakfast!"



Horror Costumes & Accessories

Horror costumes from halloweencostumes.com horror accessories from halloweencostumes.com

Krampus Costume      Freddy Krueger Costume       Sexy Jason Vorhees Costume

Jaws Mask      Alien Face Hugger Mask      Alien Chest Buster Illusion Costume


What other monsters and villains do you think would make good "Restricted Mills" cereal mascots? Are some monsters better left as characters on film or gruesome Halloween costumes, and not as food? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!



Design Credit: Kate Willaert

Phillip Grace
Phillip Grace

Phillip Grace is a Horror Aficionado at HalloweenCostumes.com, where he's always showing off his collection of horror movie props. Phillip frequently comes to work in elaborate and terrifying costumes—so don't take your eyes off him!