What do you get when you mash up two of 2015's (but more like the 21st century's) most highly anticipated blockbuster films? You get Jurassic Wars: An intergalactic adventure 65 million years in the making. In an unprecedented collision between a galaxy far, far, away, and creatures from a time long, long, ago, we bring you 12 completely new dinosaur species, inspired by 12 of the most celebrated characters from the Star Wars franchise. Cue the John Williams music and hold on to your butts!
1. AT-AT Walker + T-Rex =
AT-AT-Rex
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You've got a T-Rex? Oh yes, we have a T-Rex. We have an AT-AT-Rex, to be precise!
2. Yoda + Brachiosaurus =
Brachiyoda
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"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm?"
Uhh...YES Brachiyoda - you're gigantic! Veggiesaurus or not, we're judging you!
3. Darth Vader + Pachycephalosaurus =
Darth Cephalovader
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The Force [and the skull strength] is strong with this one!
4. Princess Leia + Gallimimus =
Gallileia
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She's a ,Gal... uh... uh, Galli... uh, Gallileia. She's flocking this way!
5. Han Solo + Velociraptor =
Velhansolraptor
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Princess Leia: "I love you."
Velhansolraptor: "I know...
how to execute coordinated attack patterns and slice at you with a six-inch retractable claw."
6. Stormtrooper + Triceratops =
Tristormatops
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We were so preoccupied with whether or not we could put Stormtrooper armor on a Triceratops,
that we didn't stop to think if we should.
7. R2-D2 + Pterodactyl =
R2-Dactyl
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R2-Dactyls never attack the same place twice.
They test Death Stars for weaknesses, systematically. They remember.
8. C-3PO + Stegosaurus =
Steg-3PO
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"And I am Steg-3PO, human-dinosaur relations."
9. Darth Maul + Ankylosaurus =
Ankylomaulus
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Fear should be your ally if you are ever to encounter an Ankylomaulus -
it could "maul" you to death with a mere swing of its tail!
10. Jabba the Hutt + Mosasaurus =
Mosasaurus the Hutt
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If Jabba the Hutt lived in the world of Jurassic Park,
he would definitely hang out with Dennis Nedry by the vending machines!
11. Padme Amidala + Dilophosaurus =
Padme Dilophdala
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Padme Dilophodala: "Something wonderful has happened. Ani, I'm pregnant!"
Tim Murphy: "...but Grandpa said all the dinosaurs were girls!"
Life, uh... found a way.
12. Boba Fett + Indominus Rex
Indominus Fett
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"You just went and made a new bounty hunter dinosaur? Probably not a good idea..."
Jurassic era dinos crossed with the likenesses of Star Wars characters!? These mash-ups may just be the best example of Chaos Theory, yet! Right, Dr. Malcolm?
So...did you make it through our wacky post, or was it just too weird for you? Have you looked at our selection of Jurassic World costumes and accessories yet? How about our Star Wars items? Are you even there? See, here we are now by ourselves, uh, er, talking to ourselves. That's, that's chaos theory.
Design Credit: Cody Petersen
