Pirate Handbag for Teens

Are you tired of other pirates trying to steal your loot? You've tried everything. You buried your gold. That didn't work, every idiot who can read a map went out looking for it. You tried putting it in a Swiss Bank Account. Sure that worked, but then you realized that you had to go to Switzerland every single time you wanted to get a little spending cash. That didn't really work. Then you tried one of those large purses that you see women carrying. It worked, for a while. Then some jerk came along and stole the entire purse. (Including your tampons, if he needed one so badly he could have just asked.)

No, for a pirate like you, you need this Teen Pirate Treasure Purse to keep all your hard earned loot in. It is easy to keep hidden under your jacket, keeping your gold safe, and readily accessible!