Men's Crusader Knight Costume
Welcome to your Templar training. Now that you've suited up in your armor, which, by the way, looks quite good on you. You've got a real holy warrior vibe going on which we dig. Comes with the territory of being a knight of the Crusades, but some guys just don't have that internal essence to really pull it off. You do. Anyway, now that you're in your armor, we've got to train you on how to ride a horse. How to clean a blade. How to cut through a man as if he were a block of cheese. Soft cheese too. Like a nice brie. That's how good you'll be with a sword once we're done with you. Yup, Crusades can be pretty fun that way. Always something new to see.
Oh, the treasure, right. Everyone always wants to know about the Templar treasure. Do we have one? Yes, of course. Is it a vast sum of money that could make all of us rich for the rest of our lives? Yup, we got that covered. But no, you can't have any of it. Look at us, man. We're wearing armor and marching off to war. We could be laying by the pool sipping chilled wine, but we don't ever touch the treasure. Just keep collecting it. Kind of silly, if you ask us. Why don't we just buy something nice for everyone? We could all go in on a hot tub or a pool table. Something! But it just sits in that secret vault we built. Where? Oh, it's just down- hang on! Nice try there, bud. But you're a first time knight. You don't get to see the treasure till after your first Crusade. Now let's get going. You look fantastic!
- 100% polyester poplin & metallic jersey mesh fabrics
- Red cross printed on front
- White poplin tunic body has metallic jersey mesh sleeves
- Fingerless gloves are 100% cotton
- Vinyl shoulder pieces fasten to tunic w/ Velcro
- Vinyl helmet fastens at back w/ Velcro
- Balaclava-style hood is metallic jersey knit mesh
- Shoulder guards
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