Have you been knocking on grumpy old guys' houses, trying to get your "Assisting the Elderly Badge," but to no avail? It might be because you're not actually wearing a boy scout uniform. When you try doing that in your pajamas, or a suit, it makes you look like some kind of creeper. So, stop being a creeper and do it the right way, with this outfit.

• 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Light green shirt w/ attached orange neck scarf
• ''Leadership Badge'' printed on front
• Dark green shorts w/ elastic band and Velcro fastener
• Attached belt w/ buckle