Tweed Newsboy Costume Hat

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

It might not be such a bad idea to get a second job as a newspaper boy. A little extra cash in you pocket (very little, but more than nothing). Maybe you'd just like to relive the glory days, when you were a paper boy. Riding your red Schwinn, the one with the baseball cards flicking on your spokes (we still love the "fthfthfth" sound it makes), rain or shine to earn a little pocket money.

Newspaper boys, have largely been marginalized. Probably, because they were young and didn’t have a whole lot of money. But you could change that. When you get your job as a newspaper boy, don't forget to form a union! That way no one can overlook you again. You could ride up to the meetings on that red Schwinn (after you fish it out of your mom's dusty basement), wearing a Tweed Newsboy Hat (just so they know you mean business). You won't just be delivering papers, you'll be making headlines!