Black Gangster Hat

C'mon now, punk! How's da boss supposed know you mean business if you walk in wearing that gettup? You look like a clown. You gotta put on some nice threads before meeting the big cat and the rest of the crew. You know. A coat? Some slacks? Pick out a tie, for pete's sake. Something sharp, but make it snappy.

Whoa now, don't tell us you were planning on leaving this joint without a good hat? That suit helps for sure, but no hat? That'd be the worst. No one's gonna take you seriously without without some formidable head wear. What about that Black Gangster Hat over there? Molded felt with a satin ribbon? That's one slick fedora, friend. Put that on, and we'll be ready to go handle our business.