Plus Size White / Red Striped Tights

Look, we get it - Christmas only comes around but once a year, and with it, the delicious, frosty, peppermint party in your mouth that is the candy cane. We love them, too! Every year, as soon as they’re in the store, we’re out buying boxes of ‘em, because once Christmas is over, those things are outta there, and maybe it’s just us, but we like that refreshing peppermint taste in our coffee and cocoa all year round, okay? Sue us!

But while we totally bond with you over our shared love for all things peppermint, friendship is best built on trust and honesty, and so we’re gonna be straight with you sister: It appears that you might have a problem putting down the red and white stuff. We know that you’re stealing our candy canes. Sure, you can tell everyone that it’s your new pair of Plus Size White/ Red Striped Tights that are making your legs look like peppermints, but we know the signs, and you’re definitely OD’ing on the striped stuff. It’s going to be okay - we’re here to help you, and we gotta say - those legs look great! Super festive and whoa on that holiday cheer! (But seriously, put down the candy cane - what is that, like, your 15th of the day?!)