Plants vs Zombies Crazy Dave Mask for Adults

Crazy? Who’s Crazy?

The only crazy part is how much your gardening game will improve with this mask! First of all, it blocks the sun, so you can say goodbye to all that sunblock and that annoyingly uneven tan line. Second, when you wear this mask, you immediately become happier and more excited about yard work. We don’t know why that is the case, but it is undeniable. It may be that it is just plain fun to run around mowing and weeding when you get to act like Crazy Dave, or it may be that the mask gives you special gardening powers. Who knows?

The point is, whatever kind of plant you are bringing in to fend off that next wave of zombies, Dave will be there with you in spirit. He will inspire you to make the best choices, even if you’re just digging out taproots or laying seed for you next corn harvest.

The Face of an Angel

The best part is that no one can deny how handsome Crazy Dave really is. His wide-set eyes and tiny pupils catch the eye, bringing your gaze in to lock with his. The unkempt beard and mustache frame his blocky and misplaced incisors like two mountain peaks in the middle of a jungle. His enormous, bulging nose and ears are almost enough to make you cry for their perfect beauty. Now, you can have a little of that appeal for yourself with this mask!

Dave’s Crazy!

Whether you are about to fend off a wave of zombies, or just do some yardwork with gusto, this officially licensed mask will help you do it!