Men's Count Pimp Costume
Mwahaha! Do you know the vamp that always gets all the vampire vixens? It's Count Pimp, that's who. He's rolling in so much dough from working those streets that they're running out of room at the blood bank. When he walks into the bar, all of the hottest vampires fly over to him in hopes that he will buy them a shot of sweet blood. He's got a magnetic attraction from every kind of lady from the girl "necks" door to the high "stakes" businesswoman. And once they are reeled in, they're never coming back, why would they want to leave this fella's red velvet embrace, anyway?
Well, to be fair this guy can't help but travel around, otherwise, people might catch on to his unconventional business strategies. He's not one for long goodbyes. It's, "Nice, gawing you" and then he's hitting the road with a coffin in the back of his Caddelaic. If you've ever wondered why pimps drive such long cars, now you have an answer. Those smart cars just aren't going to cut it.
Vampires have always been classy but this guy takes it to a whole new level. His casket is lined with the softest of silk and he has the longest cane in town. Anyone will be able to recognize your prowess in this zebra print and velvet smoking jacket paired with flared matching trousers. Practice your pimp strut while flaunting your extra large collar and showing off those ultra sharp fangs. And that extra wide hat just might save you from the sun in the wee hours of the morning. You'll be scary, but in a manly sexy way!
- 100% polyester
- Coat buttons down the front, faux pockets
- Pants w/ elastic waistband
- Hat w/ wire brim