Invisible Dog Leash

There are a lot of strange people out there who just aren't really a fan of dogs. We love to hear the sound of a happy dog barking every once in a while but many people have been saying things about how dogs should be seen and not heard. That doesn't sound like very much fun at all for the poor pooches who just like to say hello to everyone they meet but I guess we better give the people what they want, right?

We even decided to take it one step further for the people with slightly more sensitive ears than us. Through careful experimentation we have created a pet that not only will not ever be heard but is also impossible to see! Yes, you read that right, folks, this is the first ever breed of invisible dog! It's about a medium sized dog (we think) that you don't even have to clean up after. The only problem is it can really catch us off guard when there's a floating newspaper in front of us!