Caveman Plus Size Costume
Back in the stone age when there were woolly mammoths roaming around, back before there was Netflix and Hulu. When entertainment was just trying not to get eaten that day. Writing wasn’t even a concept yet (we would have been so out of a job then). There were cavemen. Those burly, Sasquatch-esq kinds of people that could fight a ferocious bear with their bear-hands (sorry, we just couldn't resist), they had to hunt for their food with sharp pointy sticks and large heavy stones, and got the girl by having the best cave.
Those brave (or kind of dumb, depending on how you look at it) guys that fought to survive everyday, eventually became our ancestors. You can even get your DNA tested to see how much of a caveman you really are!
So, for those of you that (like us) want to channel your long lost relative, the cave man, on a night when Netflix just doesn’t have any good movies, we have a little something for you to make that happen: the Caveman Plus Size Costume! With the free flowing design of this brown tunic, your legs won't be restricted by tight jeans when you are running down wildebeests for dinner and tanning their hide for that authentic leather jacket you've always wanted. If you are really brave you could try your luck with the woolly mammoth, you know the one: it's stuffed at the museum.
- 100% Polyester
- Brown velvet textured tunic
- Leopard printed fabric hangs from the left shoulder
- Jagged hemline and sleeves
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